Monday, August 21, 2006
Richard Nixon Plays His Piano Concerto #1
by Ken Houghton
Lt. Hauk (Kirby): Respectfully, sir, the former VP is a good man and a decent man.
General (Noble Willingham): Bullshit! I know Nixon personally. He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that could fertilize the Sinai. Why, I wouldn't buy an apple from the son of a bitch and I consider him a good, close, personal friend.
My experimenting with YouTube continues. Note especially the dig at Harry Truman just before the performance begins. (I am probably not the only legacy-Republican to wish that his prediction had been accurate.) Following is dedicated to the memory of Bruno Kirby (see below):
Lt. Hauk (Kirby): Respectfully, sir, the former VP is a good man and a decent man.
General (Noble Willingham): Bullshit! I know Nixon personally. He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that could fertilize the Sinai. Why, I wouldn't buy an apple from the son of a bitch and I consider him a good, close, personal friend.
