Wednesday, April 25, 2007
More Bulls**t on "Bulls**t Jobs"
by Tom Bozzo
So Stanley Bing's #1 (ad executive) and #2 (agent) are low-hanging fruit. On to #3 — allergist?!
[Job description:] Inject placebos to offset hypochondria in childrenEvidently, Bing didn't see the trouble Jerry Seinfeld got into over "Pimple Popper M.D." Not bulls**t:
$$: Low to mid-six figures, if you're serious about it.
The upside: Not a whole lot of death.
Anaphylaxis is an acute, potentially fatal syndrome characterized by urticaria, bronchospasm, and hypotension as well as other symptoms. Approximately 84,000 cases of anaphylaxis occur in the Untied States each year, with 840 deaths. [Footnote omitted.]As a long-time allergy sufferer (going through an acute attack thanks to drywall compound dust, thanks), I just say to Mr. Bing, [cough], assh**e [cough].
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In fairness, the selection is listed alphabetically.
That said, having known at least one person who died from what was, essentially, anaphylactic shock, I give Bing no quarter on his pretenses that his list is anything even vaguely resemblign reasonable, or even (well-)considered.
That said, having known at least one person who died from what was, essentially, anaphylactic shock, I give Bing no quarter on his pretenses that his list is anything even vaguely resemblign reasonable, or even (well-)considered.
Just to let you know, this guy is stealing your (and many others) stuff and posting it as his own
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