Sunday, January 16, 2005

Earth to Dennis

by Tom Bozzo

Looking for some pre-trial image rehabilitation, perhaps, L. Dennis Kozlowski tells the Times that the $6000 shower curtain wasn't his idea. It was the fault of the interior designer to whom he gave a blank check!

I suppose there are neighborhoods in Manhattan where that explanation might fly.

Then again, there is the $1 million plus Tyco spent on his wife's infamous birthday party on Sardinia. Readers may recall that much of the video of the party was suppressed as prejudicial in the first trial.

The Times euphemism award goes to this passage, pertaining to the party-related:
...with a now notorious ice sculpture of Michelangelo's "David" that flowed vodka.
Flowed, indeed. Dirty old CNN.
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