Sunday, April 02, 2006
(Seen near Tomah, WI) You Have Three Words To Put On A Billboard...
by Tom Bozzo
One convenience store's answer:
1. 24hrs.
2. Beer.
3. ATM.
So, if it's super late, you can get beer there! And, unless you're so utterly broke that you'd be robbing the place, lack of cash-in-pocket is no problem!
This would probably be a productive location for the Monroe County Sheriff to observe.
...which do you choose?
One convenience store's answer:
1. 24hrs.
2. Beer.
3. ATM.
So, if it's super late, you can get beer there! And, unless you're so utterly broke that you'd be robbing the place, lack of cash-in-pocket is no problem!
This would probably be a productive location for the Monroe County Sheriff to observe.
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True story: I know a social scientist who studied an aphasiac who could only say three words: (1) yes, (2) no, and (3) beer.
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