Friday, January 04, 2008

Bring Out the Circular Firing Squad of Flying Attack Monkeys!

by Tom Bozzo

Courtesy of my wingnut spam feed, Richard Viguerie's, I woke to an e-mail with the subject line, "Huckabee Win is Bad News for the GOP."

I would certainly like to think that. Viguerie's indictment:
Mike Huckabee is a Christian socialist.
I seem to have missed the parts of the New Testament where Jesus offers tax-avoidance advice.
He is a good man, but with a Big Government heart. He is the most liberal of all the Republican presidential candidates on economic issues.
So he thinks that Soylent Green isn't an efficient solution to the overpopulation problem? Who'da thunk?

I'd like to know just what segment of the 25 percenters this is meant to influence:
If you like President George W. Bush, you’ll love Mike Huckabee.

Meanwhile, Robert Waldmann considers the actual substance of Huckabee's candidacy:
Of course no pundit mentioned that his only policy proposal is to take from the poor and give to the rich.

The man bases his campaign on his persona.

I'm worried. Only a total idiot would vote for someone who has no policy proposals. Does Huckabee have a majority?
The obvious basis for Robert's worry is that George W. Bush is POTUS.


Huckenfreude! Pass the popcorn!
The problem (I learned this from Laura Ingraham on Faux this morning) is that all the REAL Republicans in IA crossed party lines and caucused with the Democrats to vote for Obama.
You have a wingnut spam feed? Okay, man, you're scaring me.

The opposition of people like "Crazy Dick" is why Huckabee will never win the nomination - even if he were to win every Rethuglican primary. The money faction of the 'thugs won't allow it to happen.

Uncle Jeffy
I thought everyone got e-mails from both parties (says the ancestral Republican).

It appears that Ingraham was even more correct than she thought. She this at Making Light.
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