Monday, October 31, 2005
Boo!
by Tom Bozzo
Perhaps the kids know that if the Senate Democrats don't manage to return Alito to the Stone Age whence he came, once again America's Finest News Source will go from being a "mere" purveyor of meta-truths to being a straight news source.
(*) E.g., the vampire cowboy (actual costume).
(**) E.g., the cheerleader from Zombie U. (ditto).
It's been a very quiet Halloween, despite our best efforts to guide the little demons (*) and zombies (**) to our candy supply...
Perhaps the kids know that if the Senate Democrats don't manage to return Alito to the Stone Age whence he came, once again America's Finest News Source will go from being a "mere" purveyor of meta-truths to being a straight news source.
(*) E.g., the vampire cowboy (actual costume).
(**) E.g., the cheerleader from Zombie U. (ditto).
