Friday, January 20, 2006

Winter Returns!

by Tom Bozzo

Temporarily, at least.
IOWA-DANE-LAFAYETTE-GREEN-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...DODGEVILLE...MADISON...DARLINGTON...
MONROE
440 PM CST FRI JAN 20 2006

NO CHANGE

...SNOW ADVISORY IN EFFECT UNTIL MIDNIGHT CST TONIGHT...

.TONIGHT...SNOW IN THE EVENING...THEN CHANCE OF FLURRIES AFTER
MIDNIGHT. TOTAL SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 3 TO 4 INCHES. LOWS IN THE
LOWER 20S. NORTH WINDS 5 TO 10 MPH.
I am glad that my previous whine saw such a thorough response from the weather gods, but it's been ridiculous, really. On the plus side, the new car aced its first winter weather challenge. However, the late news will most surely bring many tales of woe from people who forgot that the number of drive wheels has no particular effect on the ability to stop.

Meanwhile, I skipped the usual after-work trip to the gym and am instead enjoying a martini here with the family.

Update 6:45 P.M.: Massive diaper blow-out! Idyll shattered!
Comments:
what do you drink? Beefeater, Tanqueray, Bombay, Gordon's?
 
Citadelle. Voici.
 
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