Thursday, April 27, 2006
Four Score and Seven (Joke Edition)
by Anonymous
Joke 1
Three sociologists are out hunting rabbits.
The Berkeley sociologist sees a rabbit, shoots at it, and misses wide left.
The Chicago sociologist sees a rabbit, shoots at it, and misses wide right.
The quantitative sociologist jumps up and down and yells, "we got it, we got it."
Joke 2
I pity the poor sociologist who is forced to to use a proxy for experience and a dummy for sex.
Joke 1 I first heard told about economists, but I can't remember where. Joke 2 is lifted and modified from Machlup (1974).
Alan asks why I didn't tell the two inappropriate-for-graduation jokes in my last post. Here they are:
Joke 1
Three sociologists are out hunting rabbits.
The Berkeley sociologist sees a rabbit, shoots at it, and misses wide left.
The Chicago sociologist sees a rabbit, shoots at it, and misses wide right.
The quantitative sociologist jumps up and down and yells, "we got it, we got it."
Joke 2
I pity the poor sociologist who is forced to to use a proxy for experience and a dummy for sex.
