Friday, March 09, 2007

Blame Battlepanda for This One

by Ken Houghton

Men's health group classifies erectile dysfunction on `rough and ready' scale
The Asian Erectile Dysfunction Advisory Council and Training (EDACT) Group's latest survey may use rather vivid imagery to describe its subjects' manhood, but one physician said the measurements work.

I dread to think of what would happen if they didn't use graphic imagery. Oh, wait:
EDACT conducted a telephone survey of 1,009 Taiwanese men and then classified each man's manhood in one of four groups -- cucumbers, bananas, peeled bananas and conjac jelly.

Where's Peter Greenaway when we need him?

The good thing about waiting a day: d at LG&M already sacrificed blogspace for the Greater Good.
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