Sunday, September 19, 2004
Sunday Morning by Some Numbers
by Tom Bozzo
Number of dog-shy toddlers panicked by Lots of Dogs: Zero (happily).
Ratio of "Run Against Bush" t-shirts to jogging dogs observed defecating along path: One.
Number of unbelievably crappy cars observed en route to brunch in Middleton bearing BC04 sticker, leading to What's the Matter With Kansas moment: One (Ford Aspire).
Secret handshakes exchanged with guy in 325Ci over Kerry bumper sticker: One (mitigates feeling of wussiness induced by Arctic Silver Boxster with Kerry and Feingold stickers, on the paint even, seen on Thursday drive to work).
Number of dogs jogging along Howard Temin Lakeshore Path for Dog Jog: Lots.
Number of dog-shy toddlers panicked by Lots of Dogs: Zero (happily).
Ratio of "Run Against Bush" t-shirts to jogging dogs observed defecating along path: One.
Number of unbelievably crappy cars observed en route to brunch in Middleton bearing BC04 sticker, leading to What's the Matter With Kansas moment: One (Ford Aspire).
Secret handshakes exchanged with guy in 325Ci over Kerry bumper sticker: One (mitigates feeling of wussiness induced by Arctic Silver Boxster with Kerry and Feingold stickers, on the paint even, seen on Thursday drive to work).
