Sunday, September 19, 2004

Sunday Morning by Some Numbers

by Tom Bozzo

Number of dogs jogging along Howard Temin Lakeshore Path for Dog Jog: Lots.

Number of dog-shy toddlers panicked by Lots of Dogs: Zero (happily).

Ratio of "Run Against Bush" t-shirts to jogging dogs observed defecating along path: One.

Number of unbelievably crappy cars observed en route to brunch in Middleton bearing BC04 sticker, leading to What's the Matter With Kansas moment: One (Ford Aspire).

Secret handshakes exchanged with guy in 325Ci over Kerry bumper sticker: One (mitigates feeling of wussiness induced by Arctic Silver Boxster with Kerry and Feingold stickers, on the paint even, seen on Thursday drive to work).

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