Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Newsflash: Murphy Brown Exonerated!

by Unknown

From the archives of "news articles that should be in The Onion, but aren't," here's a gem from the Montreal Gazette.

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Girls playing boys hockey? What's next...women in the armed forces? women in the space program? women in government?

It's the end of the world as we know it...
..and I feel fine.

We see this all the time at the high school level. Was watching a game a few years back and only eventually realised that the best defenseman on the ice was female.

Good to see they're giving it the Old College Try.

Mr. Minogue, otoh, sounds as if he's an economist:

"The coup de grace? The Achilles heel of democracy assured that a small opportunistic group would prevail against a majority only marginally affected by its actions."

Mean, evil democracy has been the cause of the decline of so many civilizations: the Phoenicans, the Greeks, the Romans, the Egyptians, and the Spanish were all known for the embracing of democracy causing their collapse.

Aside to Kim: we do have a category "hockey." (Of course, the last time it was used someone asked if we expected them to believe we were discussing a professional league.)
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