Friday, September 23, 2005
Dialogues of the Toddlers
by Tom Bozzo
You know your child is ready for bed when...
Daddy: John, you were such a good boy at the [Harmony Bar, where we met several friends for pizza and beer].
John: I am NOT a boy, EITHER [pronounced EEEVER]!!
(pause)
John: The air is dark.
Mommy: Yes, the sun went to bed.
John: Yeah.
Scene: In the car, driving home.
You know your child is ready for bed when...
Daddy: John, you were such a good boy at the [Harmony Bar, where we met several friends for pizza and beer].
John: I am NOT a boy, EITHER [pronounced EEEVER]!!
(pause)
John: The air is dark.
Mommy: Yes, the sun went to bed.
John: Yeah.
