Thursday, October 13, 2005

The Apotheosis of Anti-Poverty Programs

by Tom Bozzo

Fafblog!: Nothing Says "I Care" Like A War on Poverty!
We will defeat poverty, and we will do so by creating a perfect, classless society: one where the upper class has risen so far above the lower class that it has left the earth as a space-faring race of celestial beings made entirely of money, and the lower class has gradually transformed into rock-dwelling cannibalistic sewer mutants which disintegrate in the harsh light of a wasteland sun. On that scorched earth, whoever remains will stand as equals, victors in the war on poverty!

Read the whole Giblets plan!
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