Tuesday, January 22, 2008

A Distraction

by Tom Bozzo

It's looking hard to resist rubber-necking at the expected stock market carnage, even though it's probably best to whistle past the graveyard. It's more fun to follow the FBTB.net Steam-Wars contest, no? What's not to like?

Star Wars.

Steampunk.

LEGO.

Need I say more?

This is a blog, who am I kidding? Here are my favorites so far.

Funniest Translation Between the Star Wars and Steampunk Universes: "Astro the Navigation Monkey," from Mark Stafford's Royal Naboo AirForce 1. Some of you may recall Stafford's widely-linked Cthulego creations.

Looks Like It Really Could Work: Flickrite Monsterbrick's AT AT ELE walker. See the Stokertrooper (or is it the Stormstoker)!

The New Old Gilded Age Award: Thwaak's Imperial London Shuttle. Again, someone has to keep the fires burning; things are better up front.

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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Wednesday Preschooler Extra (Bring Me the Hair of Han Solo Edition)

by Tom Bozzo

Still busy...

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John is ready to dive in.

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- Our hair! Our luxurious '70s hair!
- Could be worse...

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- "Chewbacca?" Dat's a funny name.
(Not shown: Julia 1, Darth Vader's TIE fighter, 0.)

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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Busy.

by Tom Bozzo

4504 and 10179

Added: That "16+" age range — are they having a laugh? 26+ or 36+ would be more like it.

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Thursday, September 20, 2007

I Am a Happy Boy Today...

by Tom Bozzo

...because 5,195 pieces of LEGO Millennium Falcon are on the way.

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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Hearts and F***ing Minds

by Tom Bozzo

A wire service article on the front page of today's Wisconsin State Journal bears the headline, "Military has non-lethal gun it could use to pacify Iraqis." [*] The "gun" in question is the Active Denial System, a directed-energy weapon.

Lest you get too hopeful, what the device does is heat the skin with bursts of electromagnetic energy, "causing a feeling similar to being on fire," according to a handy graphic accompanying the story.

Because nothing says "pacification" like the sensation of being burned alive!

A colleague chuckling mordantly over the article in the lunchroom suggested that the military might get better pacification results using the Mobile Cannabis Fogger.


[*] For those of you who don't click through, that's apparently a local concoction; the headline at the link is "Pentagon nixes ray gun weapon."

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Saturday, February 10, 2007

LEGO Star Wars Nerds, Please Sit Down

by Tom Bozzo

Millennium Falcon. 5,000 pieces. U.S. price TBA (GBP 350 in the UK, ouch!).

(Faints...)

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